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This is my take on Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody, via Neverland!
Hook to Peter, who’s in shackles At last, your time has come looks to crew with an evil smile Send shivers down my spine, I’ve finally won this time looks back to Peter Goodbye, Peter Pan, you’ve got to go I’m going to drop you in the drink to Davy Jones Peter, with arrogance - of course, imagine that! Codfish, no, I’m not gonna die Hook, grumbling Oh, how I wish I never crossed your path at all! Peter - cocky little @*$#! - but I still love ‘em! But Captain Hook, what fun would there be for me, for me, for me? Peter just laughs, now Hook’s fuming at him So do you think you can mock me and cut off my hand? That my vengence won’t have me hunt you on land? No, Peter Brandishes hook You who did this to me, young twerp Peter tsking at Hook mockingly, still being a s$*t! Oh, now Captain Hook, now Captain Hook, it was all just a game Hook right in Peter’s face, who’s still smirking at him. No ones going to save you, No one will at all No ones going to save you And I get to watch your final fall The crew drag the lost boys above deck, all in shackles as well. All say as one. Here are the rest, sir. Curly to Nibs, as Curly looks at his shackles Well, here we go, caught by his crew again. Nibs replies, pulling on the chains I can’t believe they’re getting better, these are Hook’s men? Hook to the boys Shut your yaps! Drags Peter to the plank and forces him to look over the side Look down and see your doom. Peter, now being melodramatic, puts an arm over his face and throws his head back. I’m just a poor boy, gonna die in misery. Walk the plank, hit the drink, poor poor me Gives Hook a mischievous grin from under his arm This should be fun Hook rubs his temples in irritation Blast you Peter Pan, you won’t deny me victory....not me. Mullins, bring those brats about I want them to see this, see their wretched leader meet his doom. After, they’ll join him down below, and we’ll celebrate in true pirate style. Hook looks at Peter Peter, oooo, this will be your last goodbye, and I’m not going to miss hearing your damn-blasted crow. Peter waves his hand back and forth at Hook Carry on, carry on ‘cuz nothing’s ever gonna change Jukes now to Peter No Pan, your time has come Slightly I slightly don’t like this. Is Hook actually gonna win? Hook and his crew Goodbye Peter Pan, It’s time you go Gonna drop you in the drink, down to Davy Jones Peter stands next to the plank with his hands on his hips Hook, now, I’m not gonna die. You can’t get rid of me no matter how hard you try Frustrated with the boy’s arrogance, Hook decides to use another part of his plan hoping it’ll get Peter to give up. Yeah, right. Starkey and Mullins appear with Wendy, John and Michael, also shackled. Hook looks smugly at Peter. Mullins goes on, gripping Wendy by her arms and pushing her onto the plank I have a little silhouetto of a girl Starkey, Mason, Jukes, and Smee Peter Pan, Peter Pan, there’s no way now you can save her. Shackle chains and weight balls keep you from flying, hah! Wendy pleading Captain Hook, Captain Hook Hook answering Mistress Wendy, Mistress Wendy Wendy again Let us go, please let us go Hook and his crew No, No, No! Peter I’m just a poor boy, my mother forgot me. The lost boys We’re all just lost boys, we have no family Wendy Spare us our lives and please let us go free Peter, *still* being cocky, - no really?!- waving his hand back and forth Easy come, easy go. Will you let us go? Hook and his men Gall’n Brimstone, NO we will not let you go Peter, Wendy and all the lost boys Let us go! Gall’n Brimstone, we will not let you go! Let us go! Gall’n Brimstone, we will not let you go! Let us go! Will not let you go! Let us go! Will not let you go! Let us go! go, go, go, go, go NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! Tootles Oh, Mother Wendy, Mother Wendy, Mother Wendy, what’ll we do? Tink comes flying in with a key. Nibs sees her and answers Tinker Bell has the key and soon she’ll free us, just wait you’ll see. Tink frees Peter who quickly begins to distract Hook and the crew. She then frees all the others in turn as they help Peter distract the pirates. A brief fight occurs and Peter and the lost boys declare victory over Hook and his men and they fly away to the underground house. Hook scowls and yells as they all fly away. Wallowing in his defeat, Hook runs his hand down his face Why must this always happen, again I face defeat Why must this always happen, that brat getting the better of me. Some day Pan, some day
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